Kid-isms

Blake -


Blake had a splinter and he insisted on getting it out himself.  He pulled it out and with such excitement he exclaimed, "Now the black won't get me infected anymore!!!"

Blake will often say, "Mommy, when I grow up, I'm going to be a boy Daddy, right?"

Blake had chapped lips while we were camping and said, "Why are my lips so spicy!!??"

We babysit a little girl named Addie.  Blake and Addie were potty trained together, and often use the bathroom at the same time.  They have never noticed any differences, but recently Blake has been asking more questions.  He said, "Addie, do you have a penis?"  Addie, thinking he said 'peanuts' said, "yes, I have one.  I have one box of them."  Blake wasn't sure what to think, so I explained to him that boys and girls have different private parts, and girls don't have a penis."  He then said, "Ewwww!!!  You pee out your bum?!?!"

At church Blake was chosen to the spotlight.  After receiving a little gift he was asked a question about himself.  They asked, "Where is your favorite vacation?"  He answered proudly, "Nature!!"  I was beaming with pride - that's my boy!!!  :-)

Blake was eating an apple, and I noticed it was really brown on the inside.  I told him to throw it away and get another one.  Wesley said, "what is it?" Blake replied, "Its a fungus-amungus!" I laughed pretty hard at that one!
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Chase -


One night I was putting Chase to bed and he told me his love tank was empty.  I asked him what I needed to do to fill it, and he replied, "cuddles." I sat and cuddled with him in his bed for about 5 minutes, after-which he replied, "ok, my love tank is full now."


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Wesley -

We recently hired a new piano teacher for Wesley.  This new teacher comes to our house and is a bit different from traditional piano teachers.  After one of his lessons Wesley told his teacher, "Its like I have a little box inside my stomach and you opened it and all the knowledge came flooding out!!"

While camping we had to take really quick showers in our camper since we only had 40 gallons to last us two days between toilet flushing, hand washing, dish washing, and showers.  After taking a quick shower Wesley said, "I'm colder than a naked mole rat eating a Popsicle in the Arctic on an iceberg!"